I sent my partner to the store, I asked for a simple veggie pizza. He came back with a war crime against all pizza. I introduce to you a gluten-free vegan, non dairy oat milk cheese pizza with grilled veggies. Topped with red, yellow and green bell peppers, purple onions and spinach flakes. It officially tastes like a wheat thin and has the cheese consistency of male sexual reproductive juices.
by short_bus_05
31 Comments
yeah that’s giving trash can
That’s quite a description
Looks like a broken ceramic plate sprinkled on a pizza
He tried though 🤷🏻♀️
I would say not a crime but I’m not the one who partook in that missing slice
Wow, cummies cheese pizza with veggies on a wheat thin sounds terrible.
God that makes my stomach hurt just thinking about eating it
lol he probs thought u meant vegan pizza then went further by getting a gluten free, vegan pizza.
The biggest crime was the description of the consistency of the cheese.
Not eye friendly apparently.
I love veggies so it’s a 👍🏾
That looks like it’s not stomach friendly
Ah but good on him for trying! Not related but similar-ish haha I always use plain dove bar soap and I was a little tired of it so I asked my bf to get a body wash (i know it’s a detergent and awful for you but I wanted to smell pretty). Anyhow my bf went to the store and bought back a dove body wash that had the scent of… dove bar soap. I didnt have the heart to tell him and couldn’t even be mad, he tried. Hope the pizza didn’t hurt your stomach! It looks terrible lol
I see no crime here. It’s just a veggie pizza. It looks good. Case dismissed.
Your description makes it sound so bad, but the picture doesn’t look horrible.
That looks amazing. you better have said thank you
Onions give me horrible gas so stomach unfriendly it would be for me.
this looks lowkey good ngl
I have to eat pizzas just like this, except I can put chicken or turkey on it, lol. I love them because it’s all I can have. I’m ashamed to say this looks amazing
Yum cum pizza with veggies, my favorite
The description was both hilarious and insane. But as a gluten unfriendly person the description of that crust is so so accurate.
Crime against humanity
If the consistency is like male sexual reproductive juices can we call it dick cheese?
It looks good to me. If that was in normal crust with normal sauce and cheese I’d destroy it.
Too bad, it looks okay. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/r1c8q4dgc30f1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=720c13e66791a0253ae31eeddb9d60c3cd3072f3
Is it Daiya?
Out of all the pizzas possible. He got the least fun one.
Id rather shit myself than whatever this is
I’m not even a vegan, but this looks great!